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Ever Demotivational Poster


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm, #245508
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm, #193435

lol


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm, #251663
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm, #206128
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206103
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm, #206099
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm, #205990
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm, #223416
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm, #157239
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm, #157205
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm, #156759
perfect


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am, #219230
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm, #219210
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm, #219207
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm, #219206

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm, #219200
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm, #219190
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am, #219188
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am, #219184
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am, #219183
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




THANKSGIVING -




REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm, #246926
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm, #241959
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm, #170121
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm, #170119
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm, #170118
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am, #170114
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm, #170054
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm, #170053
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm, #170051
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm, #170049

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm, #170048
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm, #170033
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm, #170031
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm, #170030
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm, #170029
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm, #170028
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #170026
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm, #170023
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm, #170022

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm, #170020
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm, #170019
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm, #170018

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm, #170016
that's so true! like it very much!


PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm, #234173

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm, #234165

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm, #234159
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am, #234153
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm, #234114

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm, #234113
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


MATH -




MADE IN CHINA -


TAGS: worst transformer ever
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 9:02 pm, #222203
I'm feeling ya... This poster made wish I was drinking something so it could come out my nose/go all over my monitor ;P
the1stCOMMI3 - July 30, 2011, 2:10 pm, #222187
don't youn just hate it when a potentially awesome poster doesn't make it to the front page because of one little 1L bomber?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:36 am, #222170
Fanta5tic


NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am, #240314
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm, #236551
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm, #230936
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm, #230935
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm, #230914
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm, #230912

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm, #230875
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm, #230869
Who's the pessimist now?


PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T


TAGS: i gots no bars ever
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Zook

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:24 pm, #239265
I have five bars quite often.
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm, #194571
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm, #194371
Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am, #194346

nice!


LOVE -


TAGS: people never change mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm, #226972
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am, #226965
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm, #225454
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm, #225436

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm, #225268
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm, #225267
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm, #225265
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm, #225264
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm, #225263
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225261
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm, #225259
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am, #225250
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm, #225246
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm, #225245
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm, #245891
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


WHEN I WAS A KID -


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm, #232477
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm, #232473
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am, #232472
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm, #245060
Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm, #227716
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227715

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227709
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm, #227705
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I a**umed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am, #227569
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm, #227546
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am, #227543
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178577
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178576
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm, #178026
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm, #178000
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am, #177982
Nice one aggy!


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am, #233371
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am, #233368
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am, #232889
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am, #232883
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am, #232639
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am, #232638
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm, #232622
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232620

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm, #232603
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm, #232601
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm, #232588
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm, #244854

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm, #244853

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am, #244811
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am, #190736

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm, #190509
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


Love Means -


TAGS: love means never include spanking
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:28 pm, #260621
LOL!!!!! I wouldn't know about the $$, but it'll warm your buns! 5L
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:19 pm, #245816

Brutal 1st hand lesson.


WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm, #179786
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am, #179776
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm, #179696
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm, #179690
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm, #217029
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm, #253752
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm, #253749
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


EASTER BUNNY -


TAGS: never buy weed easter bunny
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Ism

lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm, #251471
4:24
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm, #251470
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm, #251469
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am, #181171
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm, #160542
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm, #160362
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm, #160360
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm, #160359
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm, #160334
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am, #160310
You know I'm not down with the brown. b*** I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am, #160308
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll ra** your a**.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am, #160307
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am, #160306
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am, #160304
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues d*** it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am, #160302
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am, #160301
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am, #160299
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am, #160295
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


FOR EVERY SITUATION - There is a big desert to hide the evidence


TAGS: every situation desert hide evidence
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am, #224422
very true... I like thi5


MY DAY -


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am, #232809
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am, #232808
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm, #232799

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm, #232797
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm, #232795
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm, #232792
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm, #232790
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm, #232789
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm, #232788
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm, #232787
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm, #232786
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232784
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232783
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232782
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm, #232781
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm, #232780
pretty d*** impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm, #232779
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm, #232778
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! d***... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm, #232777
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm, #232773
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232772
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm, #232771
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm, #228875
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm, #228837
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm, #228834
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm, #228810
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm, #228809
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am, #228802
Good Stuff.


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: never too old enjoy life
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rerun - October 12, 2011, 9:14 pm, #225021

It is pretty close to accurate....sucks to be getting older.
mariand - October 12, 2011, 6:48 am, #224980
how do you know RR is old?...the pic can be fake...lol


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm, #198445
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm, #198316
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm, #198305
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by suzieq

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm, #228046
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am, #239208
Plural: Guinni


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm, #201355
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm, #201354
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm, #201340
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm, #201339
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm, #201337

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm, #201335
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #201327
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm, #201314
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm, #201312
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #201311

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #201310
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm, #201309
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


ALONE -




CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Ism

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm, #248179
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm, #241272
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am, #241206
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am, #241199
:-D


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am, #245077
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am, #227880
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am, #227875
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm, #227862
Nice work Hamster.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am, #225116
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #225076
nice


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am, #248105
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241527
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241526
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am, #241525
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am, #241524
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm, #229899
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am, #229734
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm, #212459
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am, #175421
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm, #175364
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm, #175358
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am, #175311
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am, #175310
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am, #175309
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am, #175308
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am, #175307
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175306
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am, #175305
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am, #175302
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am, #175300
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am, #175297
Why? Do I already know this one


MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: never doubt us
Rating: 4.29/5

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COMPROMISE - When we split, we compromised. She got to keep the car. I kept the brakes.




DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




CONSIDERATION -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am, #127142
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm, #127035
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm, #127031
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


PHYSICS -


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm, #178483
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm, #178482
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm, #178481
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm, #178475
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm, #178474
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm, #178473
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm, #178472
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm, #178436
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am, #178419
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm, #178322
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm, #178321
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm, #178318
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm, #178317
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm, #178257
Nice one.


NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm, #244735
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm, #232919
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm, #232853
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am, #232819
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am, #234062
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am, #234055
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


LIFE LESSON -


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am, #224279
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm, #224275
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm, #224267
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am, #224262
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am, #224253
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: perseverance storm
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by OneBanana9er

Greeny - February 26, 2014, 7:50 pm, #253319
What a great poster
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:27 pm, #211445
Beautiful. *wipes tear* Backdoor lightning shenanigans ... one of life's little pick-me-ups, so to speak.


16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.31/5

More motifakes by gothicgalx

archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am, #220640
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm, #206381
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm, #129653
They see me rollin'...


SUCCESS -


TAGS: behind every successful man
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:55 am, #232744
For the benefit of Americans, Maryon Pearson's husband was prime minister of Canada in the 1960s...
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:06 am, #232651

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!~
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 5:44 am, #232637
And if I told you that it was me and that I'm highly wary of any and all things you do now?? (Sorry, I couldn't Keep up the B-S long enough... XD lol)
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:18 pm, #232621

I would probably watch this guy paint an outhouse~~


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am, #215368

lol.


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm, #252224

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm, #252223
Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm, #252218

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


SOUL MATES -


TAGS: soul mates never meet hammy
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 1:25 pm, #198816
Ah well
forseti - October 18, 2010, 9:39 am, #198780
"zpellingk"? Is that another Dutch term I don't know already?!?*fg* Amstel is not that bad! Grolsch was great when I had the best holiday of my life on Texel. Sorry Hawa, even you're bored, the story is nsfw, can't tell you why it was the best holiday! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:34 am, #198776
I was just making another attempt at humor... failed once more.
culos - October 18, 2010, 7:19 am, #198770
Inside joke,Forseti knows....Sorry
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 6:56 am, #198769
Wait Your Being A Grammer Nazi To German... Irony.
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:49 am, #198768
Have another Amstel ;-) Who knows, it might improve you zpellingk
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:28 am, #198767
...and with "don't" I mean "doesn't"...
forseti - October 18, 2010, 5:51 am, #198766
I met her. But my girlfriend don't like her... ;)
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 5:11 pm, #198690
Can You At Least Pm Me The Story.. My Life Isn't Very Exciting..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm, #198686
I will just say that she was from Boston, Massachusetts and I was from Volgograd, Russia.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:41 pm, #198685
Do Tell Us The Story..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:36 pm, #198683
Sounds like me and my wife.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm, #198663
Hehe You are a lucky man, most likely mine is a nazi..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm, #198655
Knowing my luck, I fliped her off in traffic, or she's a bulemic lesbian who lives in France.


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.


TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am, #181374
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm, #181346
LOL!!!!!!
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm, #181344

I so want user name livegra** to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm, #181343
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm, #181342
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm, #252616
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


CHE CHE! - The revolution will be televised, then dubbed, then fan-subbed, and available as a 30 volume manga.


TAGS: manga anime humor che guevera communism
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

TigerKid - March 6, 2009, 9:02 am, #64018
Desu?
Nenja - December 3, 2008, 9:43 am, #41561
O_O Wow.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:55 am, #15844
I have to confess I stole the idea, but I totally redid the image as the one I saw was too low res for my tastes.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by tully45

pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm, #202402
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am, #202334
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am, #202333
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm, #202288
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm, #202285
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #202250
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


L E V E R A G E - In these sad economic times sometimes keeping your job requires Leverage


TAGS: leverage
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Neener

Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:07 pm, #196733
nice
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:08 pm, #196729

thnx heap, with that info i bumped his score up to a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:37 pm, #196719
Thomas Haden Church was the actor who played Lowell on the TV series "Wings"


THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm, #239942
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm, #138161
I lol'd. Nice...


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm, #88050
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


HOSTAGE SITUATION -


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm, #198214
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm, #198212
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm, #198211
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm, #198210
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm, #198209
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm, #198208
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm, #198207
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm, #198206
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm, #198179
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm, #198178
Excellent.
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm, #198173
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm, #198037
Perfection.
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm, #198035
LOL!! 5L


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm, #215257
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm, #215252
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm, #215153
Nice one.


GET UP - When going through hell, I strongly suggest you keep going!!!


TAGS: persevere
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

Zetmonk - May 25, 2012, 4:52 am, #235091
Churchill heard it from my dad then.
TheGoat - May 24, 2012, 11:21 pm, #235080
Well the line's not original - Google the header and add Winston Churchill for the original quote
mariand - May 23, 2012, 7:51 am, #235006
good one...
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:46 pm, #234983

strong 5 from me. meh...i like the dark and creepy stuff. hiya zet :)


BLOOD PILLOW - Best Idea Ever!!


TAGS: best idea ever
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

inFAM1S - March 8, 2012, 1:50 am, #230884
I needs me one of those
insaninater - May 8, 2010, 1:08 am, #175089
thats friggin awesome
forseti - May 3, 2010, 7:06 am, #174505
where can i get one of these?!? 5L


RULE OF THUMB - In the military Never volunteer for anything


TAGS: never volunteer in the military
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

MashiMashi - October 14, 2014, 12:32 pm, #257050
Don't be first, don't be the last, and don't volunteer
maoworks2 - April 22, 2012, 8:33 am, #233675
Only The Chow Line.


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm, #239058
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm, #154874
one hell of a ***y potato


THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




Hey, hey we're the monkees -


TAGS: i m a believer parody
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm, #259380
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm, #259378
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm, #259377
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am, #259376
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."


DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!


TAGS: denial baby whatever
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 8:10 am, #226273
O.K Bart, Great Pic


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm, #233450
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm, #233400
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


THIS BUM - Is very clever... Maybe TOO clever...




I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am, #134282
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am, #101755
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm, #101409
Huru could take everyone else.


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #196341
Topical and timeless. Love it.


ALMOST NEVER SCARED -


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm, #229551
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm, #229550
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm, #229548
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229544
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm, #229539
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm, #229537
quack ;)


INTELLIGENCE - You're not as clever as you think you are.




THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Kspace

djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am, #214652
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm, #169852
why don't you marry it?


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #140138
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #140135
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #140132
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #140129
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140128
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140127
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am, #140126
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am, #140124
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am, #140118
Foiled again! 5.


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




SALVATION -


TAGS: was never meant to be
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:46 pm, #205560

please take the time to get a registered account and make many many more.
flint - December 4, 2010, 12:12 pm, #205457
nice! 5l


MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm, #244661

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


You -


TAGS: astley rickroll you never gonna give up
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Khatmonsuk - January 2, 2009, 12:51 pm, #48528
And never gonna make me cry.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 9:11 pm, #47238
Hilarious. Love the text.


INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm, #231022
nice


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm, #223377
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm, #223367
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am, #223363

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am, #223357
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


STUPID -


TAGS: perseverence faith stubborn stupid hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 8:43 pm, #233286
And that kids, is why I became a***ual.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233284
5BJ, you might want to see a doctor about that. =)
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 8:20 pm, #233283
Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:19 pm, #233281
I will say yes to the mansaf, but the man-staff... sorry jammy... you're not exactly my type...not enough fur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2012, 3:42 pm, #233275
*man-staff. You want hammy to take your man-staff?
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:58 pm, #233274
Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm, #233270
thank you :)
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am, #233250
funny -
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:49 am, #233241
means a lot greens :D and yeah sure vundabar hehe *who is this guy ? *
LLmayhem - April 13, 2012, 11:18 pm, #233231
vundabar
Greeny - April 13, 2012, 7:32 pm, #233215
N1-fav'd


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